Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  Atlas Tugged (on his penis)
  Atlas drugged (his wife)
  Atlas Bugged (me)
  Atlas was kind of a Zionist

  Also I lived in Doylestown for a year and it looks nothing like that.

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  The Devil and Miss Jones 1941

  ★★★ Watched 21 Jan 2025

  Good movie to watch when your gen x dad who reads too much jacobin has a day off work

Popular reviews

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  Genius 2016

  ½ Watched 01 Dec 2024 2

  hallmark channel for people who yearn for an american past with where you could be a great writer by ignoring your girlfriend and telling people it takes "bravery" to write

  so basically hallmark channel for people who chose to watch hallmark channel.

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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Aug 2024 2

  the eyes were open the whole time. not one scene did i see tom cruise close his eyes. nor did us audience members see his penis, which was the other hopeful of this movie. in fact, one saw no penis through the entire movie.

  obviously, it's iconic to the american conspiracy theory community, which I like to consider myself a part of. However, what most conspiratorial wikipedia nerds miss is that it's actually a pretty compelling allegory for cheating. so it checked all the boxes for me, love your girlfriend and always suspect the wealthy of pedophilia