Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Candyman 1992

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Sep 2021

  5 stars for virginia madsens excellent boobies

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  The Twilight Saga: New Moon 2009

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Dec 2020

  a masterpiece. a gift to our generation. i am lucky to have been born at precisely the right moment in history to watch this movie today. the soundtrack? completely untouchable. 

  i am an alice and bella shipper first, human being second.

Popular reviews

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  Child's Play 1988

  ★★★ Rewatched 06 Oct 2020

  2 and a half of these stars are because aunt maggie is a hottie with a rocking body

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Oct 2020

  oh to be a seagull having rocks thrown at it by robert pattinson

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