maletears

maletears

Favorite films

  • Party Monster
  • Blue Velvet
  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer
  • Tangerine

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★★

  • Nowhere

    ★★★½

  • The Substance

    ★★★★★

  • Saint Maud

    ★★★★

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★★

    TRANSCENDENT

  • Nowhere

    Nowhere

    ★★★½

    Do not watch this while on x (as in the party drug)

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  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    Five Nights at Freddy's

    This was an affront to the autistic community

  • Bros

    Bros

    ½

    Quite possibly the worst gay “romance” film ever to be shot. Billy Eichner’s whiny voice, smug face and cadence never fail to leave me with bad vibes- like when you’re forced to be around a friend of a friend that you really hate but they tag along with your friend group all the time. Billy’s character Bobby didn’t deserve Aaron and the way he exploded at Aaron’s mom was uncalled for. And yet we’re meant to feel bad for Billy at the end of the movie? Smug, douche YT gay central. Leave this type of shit back in 2008. Fuck this movie