Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Anaconda 1997

  ★★★ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  If you asked a 5th grade Marcus who the best three actors in the world were, I would have said JLo, Ice Cube, and Jon Voight. So I had shit figured out pretty early.
  An all-timer for me. Voight is satanic in this. Infinitely watchable performance.

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  Fight or Flight 2024

  ★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  I didn't hate this. A generic John Wickiverse actioner that Josh Hartnett is doing his damndest to CPR life into.

  Is someone gonna get flipped sideways in a fight? Then brother, you better beLIEVE that camera is tilting sideways with them. But at least when that's done we get to see Josh wide-eyed, alcoholically chugging a tiny bottle of airplane vodka.

Popular reviews

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  Love, Death & Robots: Beyond the Aquila Rift 2019

  ★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2019

  The song they doink to is so bad I laughed but honestly becoming a sex slave to a giant spider alien is like top three ideal outcomes for me.

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  Angels & Demons 2009

  ★½ Watched 03 Jun 2019 3

  One of the very first things you see when this movie starts is a logo saying "Imagine Entertainment" and God help me, I was trying to the whole time.