Malia

Malia

I watch more movies than this I am just bad at remembering to log them

Favorite films

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • How to Train Your Dragon
  • Back to the Future

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  • The Disaster Artist

    ★★★★★

  • The Room

    ½

  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    ★★★★★

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★

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  • The Disaster Artist

    The Disaster Artist

    ★★★★★

    Watched this in immediate succession to watching the room for the very first time. Every question I had wasn’t necessarily answered in this movie, but was at the very least validated. The scene recreation was so impressive I wasn’t 100% sure they didn’t just reuse clips from the original film. If you’ve seen The Room, this is a must watch

  • The Room

    The Room

    ½

    Craziest movie I think I’ve ever seen. Though I’m late to the party, I can see why this was an absolute cult classic. None of the dialogue even feels human, like the flow of conversation is not even unnatural in the sense that the words are kinda cringe, its like has this person had a conversation with a real human ever in their life??? What is going on??? There are also, not one, not two, not even three, but FOUR…

  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    Five Nights at Freddy's

    ★★★★★

    I absolutely adored this movie!! I think critics are too harsh on it because they were expecting a hardcore serious scary horror movie, when it was truly never meant to be that. It was a love letter to the fans and creators that have made this franchise so big. It didn’t take itself too seriously and I think that’s what made it perfect.

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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