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Novocaine 2025
As an anaphylactic who spent my adolescent years getting real familiar with my local hospital, I'm glad someone finally made a Die Hard movie just for me ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️½
Having never seen Jack Quaid in anything before, this was one of the best introductions to an actor's on-screen talent I've experienced in a while. Also, this movie has at least three different John Wick 2 pencil scenes. If you know, you know.
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Mickey 17 2025
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Bong Joon Ho's The Sex Position That Saved a Planet (2025) -> ⭐️⭐️⭐️½
Was having some severe Okja (2017) flashbacks with the humanitarian "these animals aren't the enemy" angle, but the extra layer of off-the-wall camp performances that Pattinson, Naomi Ackle, Toni Collette and of course, the king of the shmaltz in this picture, Mark Ruffalo (or Don Trumpalo) provided just enough to keep me from walking out to get a drink during certain scenes that dragged a bit longer…
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Deadpool & Wolverine 2024
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I didn't think I'd appreciate the FOX Marvel universe as much as I did after watching this, but thank you Ryan Reynolds.
Thank you for letting Chris Evans be a smarmy prick again.
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No Hard Feelings 2023
Raunchy but sweet.
Felt like what Judd Apatow's comedies used to feel like before he decided all his movies needed to be 2 and a half hours of aimless riffing.
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