mallorycb

mallorycb

don’t take a single one of my reviews to heart. it could change from a 1 to 5 in an instance. or vice versa

Favorite films

  • I Believe in Unicorns
  • Legally Blonde
  • D.E.B.S.
  • Kamikaze Girls

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  • Cocoon

  • Friday

    ★★★★★

  • The Hangover

  • Hot Rod

    ★★★★★

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  • Cocoon

    Cocoon

    A beautiful German movie and gay! Wow! Aber Romy nervt

  • Friday

    Friday

    ★★★★★

    His grandma gave him that chain!

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  • Dr. Bird's Advice for Sad Poets

    Dr. Bird's Advice for Sad Poets

    ★★

    couldn’t even finish because i’m so bored of movies and shows ab stupid prepubescent white boys and their stupid shy little crushes on who they think is a perfect manic pixie dream girl because they get a hard on in english class when looking at her instead of taking their stupid pop quiz

  • A Clockwork Orange

    A Clockwork Orange

    ½

    i’m not even half way through this movie, and i’m somehow bored, disgusted, and annoyed at the same time. there’s nothing of substance. the violence toward women in this was nasty and unnecessary. just an excuse to play out rape fantasies w women under the pretense of “art” or whatever this bs is supposed to be

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