When an older European couple asks if you want to perceive their simple, trusting monogamy as a twisted sex game because of your own insecurities and you’re like, shit maybe
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 1994
MInute 5: Gee, a real "blast from the past!" Love the music and the outfits!
MInute 80: Oh,
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EDIT: Yes, I edited my years-old review of Ace Ventura to punch it up. The old version was something I dashed off in five seconds at work when my coworker was trying to get fired and spent all day watching shitty movies in our shared office. It’s now the fifth most-liked review of Ace Ventura on here, and easily the most…Translated from by -
The Keepers 1991
Look. Call me a “tankie” all you like. I’m not here to argue about terms. All I’m saying is that Western capitalism called Tom Bombadil “boring” and “unnecessary” and “unadaptable.” The logic of capitalism just COULD NOT ALLOW Tom Bombadil to simply exist and sing his little songs. Meanwhile the Soviet Union was broadcasting Tom Bombadil into the people’s homes back in 1991, PLUS his wife, Goldberry the River’s Daughter, PLUS Old Man Willow and the Barrow-Wights.
I’m not saying…
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