Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Children of the Corn 1984

  ★★ Watched 13 Jan 2025

  South Park did it first.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Jan 2025

  PROTIP: Stick around for the post-credits scene.

  Can’t wait for Nosferathree.

Popular reviews

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  Aftersun 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Sep 2024

  Dispatcher: 9-1-1 what’s your emergency?

  Me: Hello, yeah, I dunno. Ummm I think someone might be chopping onions nearby but I can’t really see to tell. 

  Dispatcher: Okay, sir, let me check your Netflix history… (typing sounds)…

  Me: Oh my god, I’m so scared. 

  Dispatcher: Sir! Sir! The onions are coming from inside your house. I repeat, inside your house. 

  Me: What do I do?! Should I leave?

  Dispatcher: Do not leave your house, sir. Someone might see you. 

  (caller stops responding, sobbing in the background as Under Pressure plays from a nearby speaker)

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  All Quiet on the Western Front 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Aug 2024

  All Quiet on the Western Front: 4 stars. 

  Actual World War I: 3.5 stars.

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