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  The Apprentice 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  When Kendall, I mean Roy, I mean Roy Cohn did his Kendall Roy impersonation I roy'd in my Kendall

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  Wonka 2023

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  When he wonked his willy, I knew I watched the wrong movie

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★ Rewatched 31 Jul 2023

  The depression really kicks in around Act 3... then the little girl in front of me asked her mum what a gynaecologist was and I suddenly wasn't depressed anymore

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Sep 2023

  The amount of times I heard characters say "ELIZABETH" just really got to me by the end of the movie, it was borderline a drinking game

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