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  Borderlands 2024

  ★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  An AI set to "generic cliche" mode and trained solely on an 8 year old's English homework is the Sistine Chapel compared to the script Eli Roth sneezed out.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Mickeys 17 and 18 are the angel and devil on my shoulders when I go to take an extra snack. One warns me against it and reminds me of my diet plan. The other tells me to kill everyone.

Popular reviews

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  Our Little Secret 2024

  ★★★ Watched 08 Dec 2024

  Every year, one more member of the cast of Mean Girls gets folded into the Christmas universe (I'm looking at you Tim Meadows). This suggests to me that Mean Girls is, in fact, the ultimate Christmas film

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  Friday the 13th 1980

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Oct 2024

  I still stand by that introducing a strip element to monopoly would not make me enjoy it more.

  Are the clothes in place of money? How is this a balanced economy? If I win can I keep everyone else's clothes? What are the tax implications?

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