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  Logan Lucky 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  Ocean’s 7-Eleven!!! This is a blast, or as I like to call it, a Joe Bang.

  4 rules for robbing a bank

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  Venom 2018

  ★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Imperfect, and in some areas, straight up not good (including whatever is on Michelle Williams’ head). But it’s obvious that no one involved in this was afraid of having fun, which is what I had watching.

  2.5 symbiotes

Popular reviews

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  The Last Duel 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 03 May 2022

  Ben Affleck was more upset about losing his orgy buddy than Matt Damon was about his own wife getting publicly stripped, beaten, and burned alive.
  I needed more scenes of the king inappropriately suppressing his giggles in reaction to various things.
  Idk what Ridley Scott is trying to imply by letting us know that Marguerite never remarried, but no fucking kidding she didn't, she knew better. Apologies to all women everywhere for all time, for everything.

  3.5 duels

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  Late Night with the Devil 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 31 Oct 2024

  Goofy spooky fun and a showcase for David Dastmalchian, who shows some great range outside of the creepy weirdo he’s usually cast as. You can feel the lack of production value in several spots that feel like hands were thrown up instead of doing some creative problem-solving, but overall, I had a great time watching on Halloween night.

  3.5 spots below Carson

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