Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Picnic at Hanging Rock 1975

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  This movie is about how all things worth cherishing are fleeting and this is emphasised by the fact that at any moment it may switch from a gorgeous timeless shot to the asinine mrs applebottom alcoholism sideplot

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  Tarzan 1999

  ★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  this plot is a disaster but we have phil collins and we have piping hot monkey white woman romance - we just need 100% more of that and 100% less kerchak

Popular reviews

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  You Don't Mess with the Zohan 2008

  ★★★★★ Added 1

  this is the fucking worst movie ever

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  Passage of Venus 1874

  Watched 21 Jul 2017 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.