simon stålenhag deserved so much better.
watching this sick felt like an assassination attempt. give me the 300 million instead and i swear i wont make the enemies walking tv screens
apart from a handful of decent landscape shots, completely lost the og's charm. replaced the almost cosmic horror of the illustrations with marvel-esque humour. unnecessarily large cast just for the sake of cheap jokes, and thats not even mentioning the loss of isolation or blur between human-robot lives in…
2h 17m of robert pattinson cucking himself and hitting the space bong
so glad i saw it opening day. still confused why they added 10 mickeys from the books & changed character names. pattinson's weird little accent is both grating and endearing. leaned far more into comedy than the book, wouldve been a 5 if they explored the natalists aspect more
average twin experience. couldn't compare to the first one but i still love a good swordfight
"You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun"
beautiful and hilarious. will be quoting for the foreseeable future. plus you can count on lynch to include a scene of beautiful singing
