Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Vertigo 1958

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  There’s a point where I get fucking ill by how fucked up this all gets. The way Jimmy Stewart basically gets a gloss over his eye for the second act is astounding. Just fucking insane.

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  Funny Face 1957

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Poor Audrey Hepburn was giving everything and Fred Astaire is half asleep.

Popular reviews

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  The Northman 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Apr 2022

  All epics begin with a call to the gods. An invocation that serves to not only tell us this story, but to remind us that to dispel fact from fiction is futile when dealing with the stories of Heroes. Amleth walks a famous path of vengeance that has been repeated for millennia, most famously by Shakespeare. As Björk warns, his story will end once he’s completed that quest. We know this story, but the point of telling the epics is…

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  The Bikeriders 2023

  ★★★ Watched 22 Jun 2024

  Mike faist:  🎤

  Cathy: “So uhhh where was I? Yeah the boys were always kissing and spooning each other, but I knew it was just boys being boys. Oh jeez where are my smokes? Now the gang started getting real hostile and like when those kids from Milwaukee came down. Ratso made one joke about preferring Budweiser and they got all hostile like. Hey! I told you to move those bikes! Everyone on this block knows I run a respectable…