Favorite films

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  10 Things I Hate About You 1999

  Watched 22 Mar 2025

  “Yeah it’s more pensive” “Damn, I was going for thoughtful”

  “Who needs affection when I have blind hatred”

  HAPPY ENDING YESSSS!!!!

  Also best bloopers ever.

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  Tag 2018

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  “If you’re going to play a children’s game as a grown man, maybe next time don’t play like a child”

  They almost waterboarded a stranger in this comedy movie btw. Fire movie.

Popular reviews

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Mar 2025 1

  Like fight club, but maybe better.

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  Gran Torino 2008

  Watched 16 Mar 2025

  “The girls go to college and the boys go to jail”

  “The poor kid never had a chance”

  Achingly slow-paced cinema…that I actually enjoyed. I do wonder how hard it was for Clint Eastwood to act in this movie, though. I wouldn’t be surprised if it came naturally to him lol.

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