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  Babygirl 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Dec 2024

  I can’t in good faith review this film because right as we were leaving the theater, someone in front of us said “wait, so that was his dog the whole time?” and it absolutely chilled me to my core. I can’t stop thinking about it. In the 1970s researchers at Columbia 
  University showed one of those feral children Battleship Potemkin and in the subsequent 8mm interview footage they noted that “it was pretty obvious what Eisenstein was trying to accomplish…

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  Sunset Boulevard 1950

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Nov 2024

  I could have fixed her

Popular reviews

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Nov 2022 1

  When I was in third grade I moved to a state where I was technically a year ahead of my grade level, but instead of skipping me at a risk alienating they made me sit to the side and read Agatha Christie novels and absolutely alienate me. So I have a lot of fondness for over the top crime whodunits and a complete lack of respect for the New Jersey public school system.

  Rian Johnson’s crime films are always a…

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  The Fall 2006

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Aug 2012

  Visually masterful film. I distinctly remember eating a bunch of those diet pills that are essentially speed because I was living at home and bored and my body temperature went through the roof. That’s 4D cinema, babey.

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