Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Obsessed 2009

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  “By now you’re probably wishing you had banged her for all the trouble it’s causing…”

  Yeah, I’m pretty much always down for trash like this and I wish it didn’t look like a grey lighting nightmare but otherwise, this kinda hit. It’s stupid, moment to moment hilarious, all 3 leads are toxic and committed, plus I genuinely think for being PG-13 it takes it to some pretty uncomfortable places. Idk wish I’d given into the hype of seeing this in middle school, I know that final fight would’ve killed in a theater.

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  Leprechaun 4: In Space 1997

  ★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Leprechaun travels up and comes out of a man’s urethra while courting an alien princess in this one.

  Miguel A. Núñez Jr. ! <3 <3 <3

  (Likely to come back to this one years from now just for how goddamn cheap and strange it is)

Popular reviews

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  The Killer 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Nov 2023 2

  “if you’re not able to endure boredom, this work is not for you.”

  I wish “the brute” fight scene was better and not shot so dark and shoddy, the movie as a whole can feel like cheaper and lesser Fincher but it’s still all him and I’m always gonna be grateful for a film of his. Also, just a slick vibe movie about an asshole assassin monotonously going through the motions of his job in detail while being as a…

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  Rebel Ridge 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Sep 2024

  The return of Saulnier, and the birth of Aaron Pierre.

  In my dreams HBO’s The Last of Us show has combat sequences that look and feel the way they do here, the tone felt ripped straight out of the gameplay in TLOU Part II. Saulnier one of my favorite action directors which is saying something considering there’s maybe 10-20 minutes total of action / combat across the 3 films I’ve seen of his, it’s that impressive. Anyways, really rare to…