Favorite films

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Deeply stupid movie (complimentary). Like Final Destination meets Annabelle meets Home Alone. Cool homages to Hitchcock throughout. Deeply upsetting to know Theo James looks good even when given the worst mullet I’ve seen in recent memory. He should act more often, really carries the movie. Wish we’d seen more Tatiana Maslany, she’s the tits. Deeply stupid script (affectionate). ‘We gotta make like eggs and scramble!’

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  Haunt 2019

  ★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Serviceable… I guess?

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  Azrael 2024

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Conceptually cool but never sticks the landing. Felt like they had a cool idea but no idea how yo execute it properly. Samara Weaving does an insurmountable job with what she was given. Only reason why the score is as high as it is.

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  The Parenting 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  I had so much fun. Great cast. Great energy. Incredible choice for the possessed cast member. 10/10.

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