mariahjaer

mariahjaer

Favorite films

  • Tommy Boy
  • Scream
  • Jurassic Park
  • The First Wives Club

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  • Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy

    ★★★★

  • Longlegs

    ★★★★

  • Heretic

    ★★★

  • Final Destination

    ★★★★

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  • Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy

    Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy

    ★★★★

    I don’t know what to do if this is really the last Bridget Jones- they actually managed to capture the magic all these years later. 
    While recognizing the many faults of the franchise- Bridget is never fat???- they are some of the funnest most sex positive rom coms out there and bridget is always so unbelievably root-for-able.

    Pros:
    -The cast that was brought back, especially her friends, mom, and Daniel so wonderful and their chemistry is immediate they really feel…

  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★★★

    Okay and if I say I love it THEN WHAT. I’m stopping by from the Barbarian was massively overly hyped camp to say longlegs was appropriately hyped. Generally speaking I only find movies scary if they have something I’m scared of (I don’t believe in ghosts, spirits, hauntings, god or the devil) so those are usually off the table. I loved that this had the fear of a typical home invader serial killer with that little catholic kick. 

    Pros:
    -I…

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  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★

    Maybe I’m a sucker for people who don’t get along having a shared goal or maybe, as my other reviews note, I think all boobs in movie are good boobs, but I enjoyed myself.

    Pros:
    -Visually fun watch 
    -Much funnier than expected 
    -Love NYC movies that don’t focus on the same neighborhoods
    -Fast paced for a movie that can be repetitive 
    -Anti-rich kid AND anti-mommy’s boy 

    Cons:
    -Not quite enough character development 
    -a *smidge* too predictable with going back to…

  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★★

    One of the funnest elements of this movie was my partner going in genuinely having no idea what the plot was and being totally shocked the first half hour. Emma Stone was incredible- one of the times I genuinely can’t imagine another actor doing the role justice. I too want to address my god and complain about ever being created.

    Pros:
    -Well paced 
    -Well acted ESPECIALLY the humor. I’d argue the humorous elements are better written and acted than the…

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