Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bones and All 2022

  ½ Watched 01 Dec 2022 1

  plot relied too much on eating people… also I should not be able to sleep through a movie entirely about eating people

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  L'Avventura 1960

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Out like a light. I paid the Metrograph 17 dollars to take a nap at their establishment but I leave a positive review because everyone in the lobby was so hot (and because of Sam’s company ❤️)

Popular reviews

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  Babygirl 2024

  ★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  have you ever watched porn for 2 hours with your two dearest friends and upwards of 50 strangers

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★ Watched 31 Dec 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.