MarioCovone

MarioCovone

Favorite films

  • The Warriors
  • Friday the 13th
  • La Strada
  • The Monster Squad

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  • Across 110th Street

    ★★★★

  • The French Sex Murders

    ★★

  • Labyrinth

    ★★★★★

  • Dragon Lord

    ★★★½

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  • Igby Goes Down

    Igby Goes Down

    ★½

    Claire Dane's joints are not rolled perfectly in this movie at all. Vegetarian?!? Her joints look like they've been rolled by a butcher!!! As a connoisseur of rolling fags and doobs, I find it incredibly offensive that a craft that has taken years to master has been bastardised in this pitiful excuse of a movie.

    Boo fucking hoo. Poor little rich boy hates his mother. Oh well, at least he can run away to the Hamptons, or a New York loft, or California.

  • Return to Oz

    Return to Oz

    ★★★★★

    I haven't seen Wicked, though I'm sure it's ok, and the original Wizard of Oz film is a classic. However... For my money, THIS is the greatest OZ film of all time!!!

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  • The Running Man

    The Running Man

    ★★★★★

    "Me and my big mouth. I should have gone to Hawaii."

    "I had the shirt for it, but you fucked it up!"

    This is a perfect film. It's so camp and over the top, yet also an incredible analogy of corruption in government and media takeover.

    Great script, great performances, great music by Harold Faltermeyer, brilliant end credits song, phenomenal wardrobe, makeup and set design... Perfection!!! Better than the Stephen King book, and something tells me that nothing Edgar Wright does will ever live up to this adaptation.

  • The 14 Amazons

    The 14 Amazons

    ★★★★

    It's like a hardcore, feminist, live action Asterix movie!!! I love it!!!

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