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Stalker 1979
No you’re NOT a cinephile,
no no No NO, you’re NOT a cinephile. I am so sick of all these people who think they’re cinephiles.. No, you’re NOT. Most of you are not even close to being cinephiles. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours into watching movies and it’s great!” THAT’S NOTHING, most of us can easily put 300+ into watching films. I see people who only have watched Stanley Kubrick, David Lynch, David Fincher,…Translated from by -
In the Realm of the Senses 1976
At this point, I think I’ll just need to accept that I just like “perverted” & “disturbing” films, mainly because, I think that most of the films that I’ve seen that are in that category, I find to have a certain type of feeling (whether it be humanism or beauty or something similar to those things) that I can’t really see or be replicated in anything else, though, this has been probably the closest that I’ve been to quitting a movie…
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Antichrist 2009
UH OH VONTRIERBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
Look, I have to be honest here, I don’t like Antichrist (2009) (Dir. Lars Von Trier) that much, and if I’m giving all of my true thoughts here, Antichrist (2009) (Dir. Lars Von Trier) was the most disappointing thing since my son. I mean, how much more could you possibly fuck up the entire backstory to The Depression Trilogy?! And while my son drove through and blew up an orphanage with a pick-up…
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The House That Jack Built 2018
BASED VON TRIER DELIVERING WHAT THE AUDIENCES WANT AND WHAT THEY WANT IS SEEING CHILDREN GETTING MURDERED WHICH I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT IT SOUNDS PRETTY EPIC TO ME NOT GONG TO LIE
When I first watched The House That Jack Built (2018) (Dir. Lars Von Trier), I called it “a masturbatory, overly self-indulgent, and has the level of pretentiousness-ess equivalent to a person shouting at you with 100 megaphones and at 10 meters in front of you saying…
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