Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  She’s not psychic, she just has the type of autism that makes you really good at pattern recognition.

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  Babygirl 2024

  ★½ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  Nicole Kidman has an affair with a gangly man that has the charisma of a rock and learns how to have an orgasm and tell men at her job to fuck off. Truly groundbreaking filmmaking right here, folks.

Popular reviews

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  Wander Darkly 2020

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Dec 2020

  If I was Sienna Miller I would simply not have relationship issues with Diego Luna

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  We Can Be Heroes 2020

  ★★½ Watched 25 Dec 2020

  Didn’t know being an annoying theatre kid was a superpower