Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Gorge 2025

  ½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Only good for helping one fall asleep immediately.

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  Wolf Man 2025

  ½ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  It’s actually amazing how bad & stupid this movie is. Awful story, worse parental trauma allegory shoved in. 
  What a waste of everyone’s talent & time.

Popular reviews

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  Scream 2022

  ½ Watched 14 Jan 2022

  Unbelievably awful. One of the worst things being passed off as a worthy entry in a series spanning decades. Horribly calls out fan culture & fav fiction when the story isn’t even as good as any fanfic or /fic ever written about these characters. 

  “Streaming movie” is starting to become a type of movie & this is a prime example. 

  If Wes Craven was alive I would hope he’d kick all involved in the teeth for making this.

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  Terminator Genisys 2015

  ½ Added 1

  The only thing good about this movie is the costume designer convinced Nike to remake the original Nike Vandal sneakers from 1984.
  Thank you.