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The Nightmare Before Christmas 1993
Good grief pick a holiday! Preferably Christmas… Not that I’d want to spend either with any of these knob-jobs. Not one sane person in the bunch. If I wanted to see a bunch of lunatics run around in makeup singing stupid songs, I’d move back to Portland, which I am NOT doing.
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The Substance 2024
I must’ve missed the part with “substance” because I sure didn’t see any! Parm got mad at me basically every time Moore or the squirrel looking one got on screen. I didn’t make the movie (obviously), it’s not my fault if they’re getting naked every ten seconds! What am I not gonna watch? I paid money for this crap! Not sure why. Halfway through Parm said maybe I should try the substance. I made her sit away from me, you…
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Amélie 2001
I can’t understand what they are saying. Couldn’t figure out how to switch to English. The whole experience felt incredibly patronizing. I ended up doing my crossword for 30 minutes before I realized I could just watch something else, you know, that actually makes sense. I am thoroughly ticked off by this movie and the girls eyes are too big they scared my dog Gus.
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Lost in Translation 2003
My wife made me turn this off within the first 2 minutes. No idea what it’s about past that.
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