Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  The half star is because Theo James is hot.

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  Burlesque 2010

  Watched 23 Jun 2024

  I am forever changed

Popular reviews

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  The Holiday Sitter 2022

  Watched 12 Dec 2022

  The complete shock Jonathan Bennett experiences when he realizes there are small-town gays lmao

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  Ad Astra 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Sep 2019

  We are crying in the club. 
  We are crying in the theater. 
  We are crying in space! 

  I’m terrible at explaining why I connect with certain movies, so I’m just going to go with it. Ad Astra really did it for me!

  Also Brad Pitt please marry me.

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