Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Treasure Island 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Aug 2021

  in need of more filmmakers that humanize france

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  Kicking and Screaming 1995

  ★★★ Watched 13 Aug 2021

  retainers are sexy now apparently

Popular reviews

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  Benedetta 2021

  ½ Watched 09 Jul 2021 3

  thanks to this movie, i no longer support gay rights. or female empowerment. or sex positivity. in fact i wish i could reverse puberty and live without knowledge of sex for the rest of my life.

  
  idk why i expected a movie about lesbian nuns directed by a post-boomer man to be accurate or even vaguely entertaining. but wow. this surpassed even my worst expectations. demonstrated a remarkable ability to overlook even the rudiments of female sexuality, human emotion, and…

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  Nomadland 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Apr 2021

  i would donate both my kidneys to frances mcdormand in a heartbeat. also they need to stop making sexy leave-it-all-behind road movies or i’m gonna be the next chris mccandless

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