Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Elf 2003

  ★ Rewatched 25 Dec 2024

  everyone buddy meets during the course of this film would have been well within their rights to kill him

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  Die Hard 1988

  ★★★★ Rewatched 25 Dec 2024

  I don't think people pay enough attention to how fantastic the cinematography, editing, and general set design is in this movie. Nothing feels out of place. It takes itself seriously, and the whole set is framed just right so that you might take it seriously too.

Popular reviews

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  Scary Movie 2000

  Added

  scary movie be like hmm today i will be racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, fatphobic, and make a bunch of shitty 90s references

  the two times it wasn't were funny tho

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  9/11 Simulation in Roblox Environment 2017

  ★★★½ Added

  this video is either a brilliant political statement on the futility of understanding a catastrophic event and the politics surrounding it OR just a complete shitpost of a video. Maybe both. Neither cancels the other out. It's either brilliance disguised as stupidity, or stupidity disguised as brilliance. Either way, it's got a bit of both in it.