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  The Wild Robot 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Nov 2024

  I identify as a baby opossum in this film: 
  "Death's proximity... makes life burn all the brighter"
  Loved it.

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  The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 2010

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Oct 2024

  Edward: the consent and chastity king 🤴🏼

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  The Twilight Saga: New Moon 2009

  ★★½ Watched 16 Oct 2024

  Bella's depression scene is Top tier but Charlie should have commited Bella in a mental facility and here is why:
   - is found unconscious in the forest after a bad break up with her emo boyfriend
   - shuts all of her friends out and does absolutely nothing for three months
   - has nightmares and sleep terrors with constant shouting and screaming
   - rides a motorcycle with a total stranger (leaving her friend alone without explanation)
   - jumps off a 50 meter cliff alone 
   - travels to Italy to meet her ex just leaving a note behind

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Oct 2024

  It's hoa hoa hoa season again 🌫️🌲
  1. This movie should be declared world heritage 
  2. It wasn't Edward or Jacob, it was always Charlie Swam 
  3. 15 step by Radiohead in the final credits 🤌🏼

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