Mallory

Mallory Pro

horror slut. crispin glover stan.

Favorite films

  • Killer Joe
  • Freaks
  • Frankenhooker
  • Crimes of the Future

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  • Bijou

    ★★★★★

  • Bob Morgan's Just Going to Tell Some Stories

    ★★★★★

  • Wild at Heart

    ★★★★★

  • Death Racers

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  • Bob Morgan's Just Going to Tell Some Stories

    Bob Morgan's Just Going to Tell Some Stories

    ★★★★★

    Two days ago, HB 495 passed here in Kentucky, legalizing conversion torture and removing medicare coverage of any gender affirming healthcare. As any human with the capacity for empathy can imagine, it’s been yet another devastating blow to a community that has already been violently under attack in our state, and in our country at large.  

    Tonight, sitting in an audience of queer Kentuckians and those who love us, Bob Morgan told us stories about our friends and family,…

  • Death Racers

    Death Racers

    It’s an Asylum mockbuster with ICP. I more or less knew what I was getting into. That being said, I feel like I still have to mention how butt ugly this movie looks. From the piss color grading to the YouTube poop style editing, it’s purely unpleasant to look at. 
    But what totally deflates the potential “so bad it’s good”-ness of this is how low energy and uncommitted every performance is. Not even our very own Juggalo princes of crime are playing this as big and outrageous as the movie needs.

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  • Bram Stoker's Dracula

    Bram Stoker's Dracula

    ★★★★★

    Hard pressed to think of a more romantic or a sexier film than this one. 
    Your film is pretty peak when Keanu Reeves is the weakest link in it.

  • American Movie

    American Movie

    ★★★★★

    I laughed, I queened out with Robert, I cried, and then I cried a whole lot more after I read that Mike passed away in 2022.

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