Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  First of all.. yeah

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Gagged. Everyone in this movie gagged. Fantastic. Just vote. I know I’m gonna be out so just vote.

Popular reviews

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  Dark Shadows 2012

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2022

  So fucking insane and dumb I loved it. This movie had literally EVERYTHING that I loved save for David Bowie. The soundtrack was so killer. Johnny Depp was SUPER killer. Johnny Depp as a sexy eighteenth century vampire?? Um I’ll take two bitch!!! The reveal with Carolyn at the end was so out of nowhere and stupid but it was fucking perfect. Also Johnny Depp choked like everyone in this movie it was so mmmmMm yes please. I love the goth fantasy set in the seventies. Also fucking Alice Cooper??!??!! This movie was made for me.

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  The Man Who Fell to Earth 1976

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2022

  David Bowie my beloved everything you do is unparalleled