Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Swiss Army Man 2016

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  What the fuck

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  Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1992

  ★★ Watched 16 Nov 2024

  “They had fangs. They were biting people. They had this look in their eyes. Totally cold. Animal. I think they were young republicans” 

  Such a weird beginning to the Buffy world but it’s true camp, with a horribly written script.

Popular reviews

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  The Master 2012

  ½ Watched 25 Jan 2020

  This is the longest, most convoluted piece of horse shit Oscar bate diarrhoea I’ve ever seen. 

  The acting was incredible, and I’m amazed at from what they managed to pull from this miserable script... but Jesus fucking Christ. I was bored from the very beginning all the way to the fucking end. 

  This is the first film in my new letterboxed list of “films I will NEVER watch again”. 

  I mean
  What the fuck

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  Da Kath & Kim Code 2005

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2019

  I can’t believe how accurate this show is of Australian culture.