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Recent reviews

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  Locked 2025

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Snow White 2025

  ½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Farquaad Snow White’s Kingdom: Utopian Communism

  Dominatrix Gal Gadot’s Kingdom: Actual Communism 

  Too much apple pie

  
  Give me back my 1 hour and 50 minutes

Popular reviews

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  Magazine Dreams 2023

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  A gym bro’s guide to Taxi Driver 😭

  I have 0 clue what’s the end point of this movie. But Jonathan Majors did a phenomenal job acting… can’t say that about his personal life though

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  Madame Web 2024

  ½ Watched 16 Feb 2024

  When they said “when you take on responsibility, great power will come” I lost it. I stood up, started clapping, and had to leave the theater. They had done it again. This is peak cinema. This is where magic happens. This is where the future is.

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