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Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Seven Samurai
  • Good Will Hunting
  • ¡Three Amigos!

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  • The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

    ★★

  • Alice in Wonderland

    ★★½

  • Cinderella

    ★★★★

  • The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad

    ★★½

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  • Kung Fu Panda

    Kung Fu Panda

    ★★★★★

    this homie LOVES food

  • Seven Samurai

    Seven Samurai

    ★★★★★

    Avengers Endgame but make it Samurais from the 1500s.

    There are at least 25 times in this movie where you could dub it with someone saying, “I’m fast as fuck boi”.

    But for real, this film is incredible, not just for 1954. Watching this in 2024 was still as enjoyable as I’m sure it was then. It’s humorous. It has heart. It has a fantastic story. It has really like-able and wonderful characters. It has honor and taste. It has great…

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  • The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

    The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

    ★★

    It’s a shame I am really beholden to the book and this movie sucks. The CGI in this trilogy blows. They messed up the story so badly. But the actor performances are phenomenal… and Howard Shore’s score…

    Legolas, not in the book. And even more dialogue than all of the LotR.
    Beorn, better in the book.
    Tauriel, not in the book. (even if it is Evangeline Lilly)

    If we take out all of the stupid Dwarf-Elf love story, this could…

  • Alice in Wonderland

    Alice in Wonderland

    ★★½

    Tweedles 👎🏻

    I didn’t know Josh Gad voiced the White Rabbit in 1951

    The caterpillar has short man’s syndrome.

    Walt was on drugs for this one.

    Not my favorite. Has a cool ending and is beautiful. The songs are forgettable.

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  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★½

    not enough f-bombs

    deserving of all five oscars (though maybe script least imo)
    really enjoyed it all the way through
    fantastic performances all around, truly every character
    loved the ending, loved it, landed the heck out of that plane (right side up too)
    very compelling and gripping while also remaining humorous

  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

    Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

    ★★★½

    Loved the young Indiana beginning!
    Score is nothing special in this one, especially compared to Temple of Doom!
    This one is good. The middle isn’t really anything to write home about. Happy I’ve watched the original trilogy now. If I come back to any, it’ll be the second.