first two acts were CRAZY. i was on the edge of my seat, i was foaming at the mouth, i was thirsty for more. then that fucking part three comes along and they all go freestyle with it ?? they go ooooooohhh here see we might be confusing the audience let’s wrap this up nice and tidy with the most ridiculous other storyline. NOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING DUMBASS IDIOTS you RUINED IT. like the switch was so sudden and also highkey…
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