Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Fright Night 1985

  ★★★★★ Added

  everyone calling this sexy is SCARING me that is a child and a very old man anyways this movie is so good! icky and scary i need to rewatch for the soundtrack and the synth it made me feel normal i think without it i would have cried a little jerry scared me so bad. youre so cool brewster! mom i dont need hot cocoa i didnt have a nightmare!!! i have to be unwell in the 80s

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  The Purge 2013

  ★ Added

  *stabs you in the gut* aaawww my poor sweet summer pumpkin let momma give you a final smooch on your precious noggin before you go nighty night!

Popular reviews

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  Sinister 2012

  ★ Added

  ok not appreciating the smelly idiots who said this was good cause i was at my peak honk-shoo snoozin i have had scarier experiences at subway. kids singing kill barney song vs footlong flatbread meatball

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  Final Destination 2000

  ★★★★ Added

  grim reaper airborne cooties movie they do NOT make cunty 2000s camp like this anymore! i need to wear lowrise jeans and crop top jerseys and do homework on chunky white computers… tod final destination you are just like me you sweet sweet dingus poopshitters for life! love this unnecessary ridiculous metaphor spew that oldschool girlprotags have going on cause idk what you’re saying but those bangs are so cuteaaa! whats happening?

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