Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Catholic Succession? Say less, I’m in

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  Pinocchio 1940

  ★★★ Watched 31 Dec 2023

  Pinocchio lasted one day in the real world before getting kidnapped, scammed, and turned into livestock

Popular reviews

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  Aftersun 2022

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 28 Feb 2025 6

  Yet another year I’m watching this film on my birthday (it’s actually tomorrow but I’ll be too busy partying). Why am I doing this to myself? I don’t know either, I’ll never understand why I chose this day to watch it, I guess I just have to keep the tradition alive at this point

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  Shutter Island 2010

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Dec 2023

  Leo really spent the whole movie solving a mystery that was just ‘bro, it’s you’

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