Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★½ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Feels like a shit Winding Refn wannabe

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  Paddington in Peru 2024

  ★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  So weak I’m surprised it got greenlit

Popular reviews

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  Lizzie 2018

  ★★★ Watched 14 Jan 2019

  There’s a good movie in here dying to get out

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  Idiot Box 1996

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Jun 2017 1

  Mendo;
  Wears a Slayer tshirt
  Walks around in his jocks having a smoke
  Refers to VB as "Vitamin Bs"
  Wears a tshirt that says "get a dog up ya"
  Rates girls as either "dogs" or "spunks"
  Wears a Bon Scott tshirt
  Has sex while having a smoke
  Says to Sims "You rooted her when she was on her rags? You dirty cunt. You didn't go the growl on her did ya?"

  Peak Mendo.