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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  I will forever live in shame knowing I’m not the Nathan to come up with magicn8ball.

  Also gotta love I believe in a thing called love by the darkness, one hell of a one hit wonder and it’s so Christmas coded!

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Why was Mickey 18 so mean to Mickey 17 :(

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  Borderlands 2024

  ★★ Watched 10 Aug 2024 2

  I had quite a few terrible thoughts about this one but honestly it doesn’t deserve too much thought so I’ll just leave the most prevalent and powerful one:

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  Baghead 2023

  ★★★ Watched 27 Jan 2024

  Idk kinda bag, kinda head. I thought she was kinda chill with it tbh🤷‍♂️

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