Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Vampyr 1932

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Aug 2024 1

  could not tell you a single character trait about the main guy

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  King Kong vs. Godzilla 1963

  ★½ Watched 07 Jun 2024

  FUCK THIS MOVIE!!!!

Popular reviews

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  There's a Girl in My Soup 1970

  ★★½ Watched 23 Jan 2023

  this film dares to ask the impossible question: what if british people had rizz?

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  Godzilla Minus One 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Dec 2023 2

  the way those recent american godzilla movies always try to eventually position him as a good guy is baffling to me. he’s literally an embodiment of the death and destruction that annihilated like thousands of japanese people!! he’s a bad guy and you should fucking shoot him and blow his scaly ass up like he deserves