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Top Gun: Maverick 2022
Propaganda paid for by the DoD for the Navy so I’m going to give it one star. That being said the intro with the space plane was dope.
The film as a whole is a boring cliche of plot armored Tom Cruise teaching kids who “don’t respect the old ways” kids these days am I right? It takes like an hour of my time but he ends up earning their respect. Towards the end Tom and the kid from Divergent…
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Road House 2024
Soooooooo fucking bad, where to start? Gyllenhaal is either phoning it in or trying to imitate a real MMA fighter with TBI. McGregor is not a “good” “actor”. To top it off the movie has a Two hour run time which is unacceptable for any dumb action film that isn’t directed by James Cameron circa 1994.
With all that said it was fun. Gyllenhaal’s performance was unsettling as well as kind of endearing. Like a mix between Nightcrawler(2014) and Forrest…
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Mad Max: Fury Road 2015
The visual pacing of Cocomelon with the grit and laconic style of The Road Warrior.
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