MasterJar101

MasterJar101

Favorite films

  • Silence
  • The Green Knight
  • Romero
  • The Tree of Life

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  • The Gorge

    ★★★

  • A Real Pain

    ★★★½

  • Grave of the Fireflies

    ★★★★

  • La Dolce Villa

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  • The Gorge

    The Gorge

    ★★★

    Alright Gorg-goblins we got a real doozy here.

    Act one was tough, I realized the dialogue wouldn't get much better than "worst birthday ever." The chemistry between Drummer boy and Ms. Gambit was never convincing, yet Anya-Taylor Joy is unsuprisingly able to make anything work. The exposition is heavy handed, to say the least.

    Act two rocked HARD. I was so happy about the plot point that took it up a notch, excellent choice.

    Act three, well, lets just say,…

  • A Real Pain

    A Real Pain

    ★★★½

    Family, history, grief, and lots of Chopin

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  • Barbarian

    Barbarian

    ★★★½

    Breast is best

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    At the theatre, someone opened the door for me, "no sir, after you."
    At the counter, they were all out of popcorn, "no snacks for you, dude."
    Someone had trouble finding their seat, "no Sarah, fifty-two!"
    Long trailers made me say, "there's lots for ado"
    During the showing, many jumpsacres, my stomach knots start to form a poo.
    Impressed by Eggars, there's lots for Act II.
    Credits role, "oh boy! I can't wait for Nosferatwo!"

    - Cinema Lover

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