jae

jae

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My rating system lowkey doesn't make sense so don't take it too personally

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  • The Substance

    ★★★½

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★★½

  • Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

    ★★

  • Chicago

    ★★★★½

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★½

    Hell this movie is difficult to watch, not that it's a bad movie, I mean it is mentally difficult to look at the screen sometimes. This movie is fuckin GROSS, it had me nauseous by the end, if you're sensitive to blood, body horror, or needles then I'd recommend you skip this one. The concept of the movie is absolutely genius, you gotta be really fucked in the head to come up with this shit, and the message behind the…

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★★½

    I hate when movies reference real-life social media, especially TikTok, but this whole movie is like a satirical horror about some annoying ass rich influencers or whatever, so I think it was very useful here. Even though I didn't like a lot of the characters, I still really enjoyed how they interacted with each other, they felt like real people I'd see advertising their self-help podcast on tiktok (or at least as "real" as those people can get). I didn't…

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  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ½

    I DO NOT LIKE THIS MOVIE OKAY! IDC IF YOU LIKE IT THAT'S FINE BUT I DON'T!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!

    Holy shit this movie is bad. I cannot believe it has such a high rating. Before I get into the negatives -because there's a lot-, I will say the idea of this movie is actually cool, I can totally get behind the plot! But, it was executed poorly. The characters are extremely unlikable, I guess this was meant to be…

  • The Truman Show

    The Truman Show

    ★★★★

    Although this is an objectively good film, it's just not my type of movie, I'm not a big Jim Carrey fan. I will still rate it a 4 because the movie's plot is just fantastic, the subtle (and not so subtle) hinting of the whole thing being fake and the set and costume designs are too good to give it a lower rating. You can tell the director put a lot of time and thought into the smallest of details…