Mastersof3

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Hi! Sophomore film student at scad. Terrible opinions :)

Favorite films

  • We're All Going to the World's Fair
  • Mysterious Skin
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Bound

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  • Snow White

    ★½

  • Rashomon

    ★★★★

  • Napoleon Dynamite

    ★★

  • O'Dessa

    ★★½

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  • Snow White

    Snow White

    ★½

    At least Rachel Zegler and Andrew Burnap can sing (incredibly in her case) and their song “Princess Problems” together was pretty fun. Carried by Zegler’s charisma, a lot of the movie can be at least enjoyable. Of course the same thing cannot be said about the other costar Gal Gadot who doesn’t seem to be able to read a line normally, and who absolutely cannot preform the villain song that musically seems fine otherwise. 

    But I don’t want to give any more thought to this movie. If you want live action Snow White, watch Once Upon A Time

  • Rashomon

    Rashomon

    ★★★★

    Layered frame story telling with contradicting points of view? This is very Rashomon-esq if I do say so myself

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  • The Electric State

    The Electric State

    ★★

    I mean it's not great but it's biggest problem is being generic. The art that this movie comes from is unique, distinct, lonely and - despite copying some of the illustrations directly into shots of the film - this movie feels so indistinct. I cannot believe the amount of soundtrack over score. It ends with instrumental Wonderwall. Upsetting .

    Also Mr. Peanut marketing main character is kinda infuriating.

  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★★★

    Novocaine is a really stupid action movie, which leaves me surprised to say I really loved it. 

    I thought the action was fun and quite unique. More than one moment genuinely shocked me, and detailed personal injury is something that stresses me out more than extreme horror gore - so I was wincing from this a couple of times.

    Jack Quaid, I love. 
    And what I was really surprised by is how long the first act is and how really…