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Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Added

  Not including Robert Pattinson immediately then being professionally told to include him in your 1-paragraph review of Bong Joon Ho's latest "hit" Mickey 17 only 2 HOURS LATER is a crime in it of itself on the same magnitude of multiples.

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  Paint Drying 2016

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  I saw a really inappropriate review in the form of emojis posted a few years ago on the page of Alex Winckler's short film, Tits. Dunno why it's still up.

  Just to clarify, I think it's really important to know that they gave it 5 stars. Glucagon really did something to that user because the hyper exaggerated inclusion of 5 stars invokes bastardized intentions (I'm guessing because of the film's name) and "childish behaviors".

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  Staying Alive 1983

  Added

  If you can't make it through a film, you're a bum. The title suggests so.

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  Prisoners 2013

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  They want you to believe that RNG TikTok filters and Wordle are a productive use of time instead of watching good films. Guess who spent 10 days span doing that. Possibly more.

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