matitus

matitus

My friend told me to get this and idk why people care what I think but here you go anyways

Favorite films

  • The Godfather
  • Scream
  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • Little Miss Sunshine

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  • Challengers

    ★★★★½

  • Valentine's Day

    ★★

  • Saturday Night

    ★★★½

  • Se7en

    ★★★★½

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★½

    Leave her, take the kid, and marry Patrick

  • Valentine's Day

    Valentine's Day

    ★★

    Hey ChatGPT, write me a script that’s the Valentine’s Day version of Love Actually and give me a cast list that consists of all my mother’s favorite actors from the early 2000s…and then add Taylor Swift to it

    HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY EVERYONE! Another year, another movie. See ya again same time next year…or not?

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  • Hocus Pocus 2

    Hocus Pocus 2

    ½

    “Already? It’s not even over” a friend uttered to me while I sat here to write this. My answer: yes.  I couldn’t even make it to the end. I will die defending the first hocus pocus but this movie is the reason some sequels should not exist. This did not satisfy the nostalgia. This did not bring back good memories. In fact I probably will not be able to watch the og film for a while. I am incredibly disappointed. I fell asleep. I will never watch this film again. It gets half a star because it referenced the old movie a couple times. That’s it.

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    ★★★★½

    Lol was not aware that this was THAT kind of movie. Shouldn’t have watched it on Valentines Day but oh well maybe I could erase my memory of watching it

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