Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Love Hurts 2025

  ★ Watched 11 Feb 2025

  this had the worst script maybe of all time but a guy said “beastmode” and slammed a mf thru the wall so it gets a bonus half a star

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  Ocean's Eleven 2001

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Jan 2025

  one of the most male movies of all time

Popular reviews

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  Joker: Folie à Deux 2024

  ½ Watched 09 Oct 2024

  was not expecting to see a malnourished white boy hit it raw in a theatre full of my coworkers

  this was the most abysmal dogshit ive ever seen im so glad i did

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  Transformers One 2024

  ★½ Watched 22 Sep 2024

  crazy how optimus and megatron were slamming exhaust pipes one minute and then fucking HATED each other the next

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