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Hearts & Vines 2021
Frankly a waste of everybody’s time and has made the collective human experience worse for everybody.
Laughably terrible, mind-numbingly boring, blander and whiter than unseasoned boiled rice.
Having sudden, violent diarrhoea within femtoseconds of the runtime would universally favourable to viewing the remainder of the film.
The vast majority of Hearts and Vines runtime is people conversing on obviously prop cell phones, with dialogue that sounds like a toddler was asked to replicate how adults speak to one another.
Horrible,…
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Frankenhooker 1990
Horniest film ever(?)
Definitely horniest film set in New Jersey
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Bottom Live 3: Hooligan's Island 1997
“There was a little mistake there… did you spot it?”
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Welcome to the Darkness 2023
An interesting and intimate look inside my most favourite band, the first one that kickstarted my own tastes in what music I wanted to hear and made me demand my parents let me learn guitar immediately.
Welcome to The Darkness is 90 minutes full of the wit, charm and undeniable musical prowess which has been synonymous with Justin, Dan and Frankie during their 20 year career.
Then Ed Sheeran turned up in the credits and I was violently sick in my mouth
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