Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Paddington 2 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  I fucking LOVE Paddington 2

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  Shrek the Third 2007

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Girlfriend kept ripping ass during the movie i don’t know who’s stinkier, shrek or her

  the shrek nightmare with donkey going DADA is the funniest thing ever

Popular reviews

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  The Lost World: Jurassic Park 1997

  ★★ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  This movie STUNK, stop bringing children into these movies PLEASE

  felt like a boring monster movie with some scenes dragging out way longer than they should have

  that balding man deserved so much at the cliff scene dear god also they just dropped Vince Vauns character for like the last like 40 minutes without even saying anything

  just an awful stinky movie

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  Eighth Grade 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Jul 2024

  I had to take two shots of Malört to get through this.

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